me: [finds a scratch i don’t remember getting]
me: [the x-files original 1993 opening theme.mp3]
(via thebootydiaries)
me reading my own posts: hmm.. That’s an embarrassing thing 2 post on the internet
(Source: micawindow, via thebootydiaries)
(Source: gahdamnpunk, via baesment)
he’s licking his lips…
he’s checking it twice…
Five minutes left, on his microwave rice
(via bubblywubblydubbly)
You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own
If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger problems on my hands…
(Source: reddit.com, via bronwyngrace)
me when I fucking drink water
sorry but this cat is ugly asf lmao
nobody asked you little freak
(via baesment)
